Under the Sea; Out of the Closet.

I’m on three medicines: an inhaler, an antibiotic, and a cough syrup for my sickness. They’re all prescription.

One of the side effects is tremors. I’m shaking really hard.

My inhaler’s instructions say that tremors are normal and are a common side effect.

My antibiotic’s instructions say that if I experience tremors, call a doctor immediately.

Uh…what do I do.

Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart

I’m not a pug fan but dammit this is adorable.

spacedoutforever:

flurrycolton:

wwruska:

REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn!

I’m laughing so hard oh my god

Hahahahaha the one in the leather tho

GOLD STAR LESBIANS! YES! I’ve been waiting for a video to react on lesbian porn, as most lesbian porn is geared to appeal to straight men

Omg my mate and I talk about HOW FAKE it is all the time.

quecaigaelsistema:

steelplatedhearts:

I made a series of Calming Bunnies (based off of the Calming Manatee meme) for my friend Gab, who isn’t a huge fan of manatees!

We can always use more bunnies, I think.

I’ve been away from Tumblr for almost a week. Here’s why:

1.) Got a job as an Account Executive.
2.) Got sick and had to go to the ER; found out I have acute sinusitis and pharyngitis.
3.) Was forced to stay home from work due to sickness.
4.) Decided to move out and get a house with the lady by July 31st.

Yep. I’m a working woman…who’s sick as a dog and moving into the next chapter of her life.

My mother and her wife have been taking great care of me. And the lady has been so good to me.

I’m back for now, followers. Sorry for being away for so long.

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

I don’t want to be
your entire world, no.
I would be happy
just to be your morning coffee,
your hanging car keys,
your wallet.

Something seemingly
insignificant,
but if lost throws off
your entire day.

garlic-breadgasm:

YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING

IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO HAVE, KEEP AND RAISE YOU BUT IT WASN’T YOUR CHOICE TO BE THEIR CHILD

ANY EXPECTATIONS OR IDEALS THEY TRY AND ENFORCE ON YOU ARE BULLSHIT IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THEM

THEY SHOULD ACCEPT THEIR CHILD AS THEY ARE NOT JUDGE THEM ON A MINOR DETAIL THAT DOESN’T AFFECT THEIR LIFE

DO NOT FEEL BAD IF YOU AREN’T THE PERFECT CHILD YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU SHOULD BE